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The Dominican Republic (my beautiful little country pechioso =))

Image taken by me insuperable person taking advantage of the red light right in the" plug " or gridlock as the 7 am ..... chale!


Hello !!!... as anyone horiundo whether country, sometimes one feels proud @ @ Very disappointed and sometimes @. In the case of today's article !.... see:

Let's start with:

Phrases cé Lebres of some Dominicans we

• The snuff e 'fuelte, but you have to smoke it "
• " Ponmelo buah there to get it' from '
• KLK PALOOMASOOO TUU SAY! (Anyone who lives or goes through a Dominican neighborhood) KLK "..."
• MMG (All Dominican who you're chatting on MSN)
• "Columbus, you maarrrdita MAII roasting. (^^). i. i." (Caonabo, breaking diplomatic relations with the English. At that time he already knew the language)
• Ete year does not vote and drink pa (What they say every year.)
• "I like the newspaper Listin Diario because es el que más temprano llega para la hora del baño." (Candidata a Miss República Dominicana)
• " E' pa lante k vamo!!!" (El presindente Leonel Fernández en todos sus discursos y en el Monólogo Nacional)
• "Dime una vaina, Juan Carlo', ¿qué e' lo que hace un rey?" (Hipólito Mejía, Ex-Presidente de la República)
• "Reina (la Sofía de España), ven a bailah; Rosa, saca tú al rey" (Hipólito Mejía, Ex-Presidente de la República)
• "El problema del dengue se resuelve con que cada dominicano mate 10 mosquitos diario." (José Rodríguez Soldevila, Secretary of Health)
• "The blackouts are due to the kites get tangled in wires causing short circuits." (Julio Sauri, Director of the Electricity Corporation)
• "and Ute knows the work that they're a hen pa 'lays an egg?" I do not get no pol five weight! " (hypocrites Mejía when asked about the high price of eggs)
• "Money is not the most important ..." (Sammy Sosa, pictured with his Rolls Royce, your beetle, his Ferrari and his mansion five million dollars)
• "I admire the discoverers John, Paul and Duarte, because thanks to them and know English America had it not been for them, they would have discovered the earth (the planet). " (Candidate to contest Miss Universe Dominican Republic 2008)
• " General ... , handle data that reporter " (Hipolito Mejia, Former President of the Republic)
• " ... No pussy push here is Indian for all " (Cristobal Colon, the English sailors arriving at the island)
• " ... Come to Pussy " (Ramon Alburquerque to enter the municipal league)
• " ... Fiet in the house and she, citizen ta guest. " (La Polisi to see that the house ta VASI)
• " ... BAMO to the PS3, citizen atracale that looks half dove. " (Leonel Felnandes to go to punta cana)
• " ... work and takes grati pa. " (the Vicini to know they have cualto)
• " ... Haitians have no soul, so are pa ca on foot, get into a building, and when completed send them back to their country. " (The President giving a statement to his people)
• " ... eh pah school to sleep. " (typical Dominican student)
  • Hijoelagranputa!

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• .. Most of the previously written sentences are more real than fictitious?
• ... The national bird is the chicken cross?
• ... There are six ball: The Eagle. (now newly born and feathering for the 2020-2021 season), El Licey (With the hope and the belief of being the best), the Chosen One (still do not understand why they are not removed) , Stars (those not counted because they are almost in the clouds or beyond), Los Toros (are of this or that or want but do not make), Los Gigantes del Cibao (despite being a national team formed tremendous team.) In ancient times there were the Caymans but changed by sharks to avoid the mass exodus of Dominicans through the Mona Passage).
• ... You can tell how are the fans of this team, read the previous point?
• ... Love someone is to "give parrot" or "grinding him?
• ... If you did something wrong "Makata?
• ... Dominciana Republic is the only country where the Chinese have tó "PICA POLLO?
• ... Dominicans forget every four years the political discourse?
• ... a beer is a cold?
• ... if you are angry these "quillao" or "handsome"?
• ... Dominican Republic at a birthday always seems to be more "Lambone" to friends at the party.
• ... Dominican Republic at a birthday always someone calls and says he will not be able to go and please keep him cake ..?
• ... women see you for the pocket and men for the ...?
• ... Dominican Republic is the only country where the South is west?
• ... 2 out of 3 Dominicans have gone to apply for U.S. visa? (The other 97% already travel illegally)?
• ... there are more Chinese and Haitians in Dominican Republic Dominican Republic within the territory?
• ... in the Dominican Republic and buy broken gold and sold whole chicken live, dead and kill '?
• ... Alvaro Arvelo commentator has read three million books?
• ... with sweet beans are a time bomb?
• ... in most Dominican neighborhoods, if you leave a bike chained to a utility pole in the morning and return at night, still there ... the pole or chain?
• ... go pal norte gringolandia referring to?
• ... raping someone is "giving maraca?
• ... when cell phone battery ACAV "broke"?
• ... motels that are called cottages, and these have both funny names "Alli", "The Union" "Aki", "The Office" "Ta 'jevi" "YES", "YEAH" if I keep writing I'm dying here ...
• ... order and the appearance of an article about a country inciclopédico perfectly reflects its socio-cultural situation?
• ... that the Dominicans did not like football, but coincidentally since the 2010 World Cup start, most Dominicans do not lose a game?

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